Shits

• Ancient constipation
• Crusty, two weeks old
• Cute little, 10 days old
• Fat, noisy, smelly
• Fresh ones, day old
• In door sweep, week old
• Not new, but nasty
• Old crunchy stinker
• On everyone's shoes
• One ancient, one stale
• Particularly obvious
• Piled in a corner
• Recent cluster
• Spectacular example
• Stuck to heel
• What's for dinner